A gadget of wonder, this can be an amazing accessory to possess. Though, you need to remind yourself of handle with care warning time and again. The fingerprints on it might give it a frowsy look.
Glass cell phone – an amazing concept!
The concept of transparent mobile phones might create a stir in the gizmo world. This fluid concept phone design has come up from Mac Funamizu, a Tokyo based designer.
Totally transparent, this Vitreous cell phone’s keypad lights up when you turn it on. All functionalities can be carried this way only.
A gadget of wonder, this can be an amazing accessory to possess. Though, you need to remind yourself of handle with care warning time and again. The fingerprints on it might give it a frowsy look.
But it still has the aptitude to be a modish mobile unit, a novel piece on your office desk and a stunner in your home decor.
Ambiguous of its technical details, this concept if actualizes would be in vogue as it has the charm to be the most popular notion in the realm of mobile phones!!
A gadget of wonder, this can be an amazing accessory to possess. Though, you need to remind yourself of handle with care warning time and again. The fingerprints on it might give it a frowsy look.
Lack of Vision
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"
A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."
Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"
A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."
Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"
Another Dumb Blonde Joke
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
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FROM fairest creatures we desire increase,
That thereby beauty's rose might never die,
But as the riper should by time decease,
His tender heir might bear his memory;
But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes,
Feed'st thy light's flame with self-substantial fuel,
Making a famine where abundance lies,
Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel.
Thout that are now the world's fresh ornament
And only herald to the gaudy spring,
Within thine own bud buriest thy content
And, tender churl, mak'st waste in niggarding.
Pity the world, or else this glutton be,
To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee.
That thereby beauty's rose might never die,
But as the riper should by time decease,
His tender heir might bear his memory;
But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes,
Feed'st thy light's flame with self-substantial fuel,
Making a famine where abundance lies,
Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel.
Thout that are now the world's fresh ornament
And only herald to the gaudy spring,
Within thine own bud buriest thy content
And, tender churl, mak'st waste in niggarding.
Pity the world, or else this glutton be,
To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee.
Microsoft: Windows 7 on track for holiday sales
Microsoft Corp. says the next version of Windows will go on sale in time for the holiday shopping season.
The software maker published an almost-final version of Windows 7 last week, a sign it would be ready before the official January 2010 deadline.
Windows 7 will replace the much-maligned Vista, which launched too late for the 2006 holiday season.
Microsoft had guaranteed free Vista upgrades to people who bought new XP computers for the holidays. But Microsoft was criticized when it turned out some of those PCs weren't powerful enough to run a full version of Vista.
Having Windows 7 in time for the holidays may help boost PC sales, which have been stalled by the recession.
The software maker published an almost-final version of Windows 7 last week, a sign it would be ready before the official January 2010 deadline.
Windows 7 will replace the much-maligned Vista, which launched too late for the 2006 holiday season.
Microsoft had guaranteed free Vista upgrades to people who bought new XP computers for the holidays. But Microsoft was criticized when it turned out some of those PCs weren't powerful enough to run a full version of Vista.
Having Windows 7 in time for the holidays may help boost PC sales, which have been stalled by the recession.
EXCLUSIVE: Full stream of Green Day's new album
GREEN Day haven't released their new album, and frontman Billie Joe Armstrong admits to "total sexual frustration" waiting to go live.
The punks got some of that frustration out with several secret shows on their home ground - Berkeley, Oakland and San Francisco - in early April.
Green Day wrapped touring on their mammoth American Idiot in early 2006, then entered the studio to begin work on 21st Century Breakdown not long after.
The new album's first single, Know Your Enemy, is out now, with the album to follow on May 15.
The band begin touring proper behind 21st Century Breakdown on July 3 in North America.
The band are likely to play a small run of Australian arena shows in December - not the stadiums required by their huge American Idiot show.
Bigger ain't always better for pocket dynamo Armstrong, who, when asked if he grows a few extra feet when he steps on stage, replies: ‘‘I hope so, because I'm not very tall''.
Boom, tish.
And a tip for those queuing for tickets already: put your phones away.
Green Day are sick and tired of looking out into the audience and seeing your phone camera pointing back at them.
‘‘It's like everyone wants to film things now, everyone is a director,'' Armstrong says.
Bassist Mike Dirnt reckons his frontman had a good solution at the San Francisco warm-up show.
‘‘Billie said ‘Come over here guys', and me, Billie and Tre went and stood at the front, and Billie goes ‘All right everybody, pull out your phones, everybody take a picture, get it over with. Now put your f---ing phones away and let's get down to playing rock 'n' roll'.''
Did the crowd do as they were told?
‘‘A couple of snappy Susans,'' says drummer Tre Cool.
‘‘For the most part,'' reckons Armstrong. ‘‘I think there was a little bit of YouTube goin' on...''
The punks got some of that frustration out with several secret shows on their home ground - Berkeley, Oakland and San Francisco - in early April.
Green Day wrapped touring on their mammoth American Idiot in early 2006, then entered the studio to begin work on 21st Century Breakdown not long after.
The new album's first single, Know Your Enemy, is out now, with the album to follow on May 15.
The band begin touring proper behind 21st Century Breakdown on July 3 in North America.
The band are likely to play a small run of Australian arena shows in December - not the stadiums required by their huge American Idiot show.
Bigger ain't always better for pocket dynamo Armstrong, who, when asked if he grows a few extra feet when he steps on stage, replies: ‘‘I hope so, because I'm not very tall''.
Boom, tish.
And a tip for those queuing for tickets already: put your phones away.
Green Day are sick and tired of looking out into the audience and seeing your phone camera pointing back at them.
‘‘It's like everyone wants to film things now, everyone is a director,'' Armstrong says.
Bassist Mike Dirnt reckons his frontman had a good solution at the San Francisco warm-up show.
‘‘Billie said ‘Come over here guys', and me, Billie and Tre went and stood at the front, and Billie goes ‘All right everybody, pull out your phones, everybody take a picture, get it over with. Now put your f---ing phones away and let's get down to playing rock 'n' roll'.''
Did the crowd do as they were told?
‘‘A couple of snappy Susans,'' says drummer Tre Cool.
‘‘For the most part,'' reckons Armstrong. ‘‘I think there was a little bit of YouTube goin' on...''
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